Haha for some reason cos Mr. Nathan was talking about picking up girls the other day, here are some corny pickup lines which are guaranteed to make the girl laf (at your stupidity or your ingenuity, pick one) but not guaranteed to get her number. Just for fun, yah?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Are you a thief? Cause I think you just stole my heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Is your dad an alien? Because you’re out of this world!

Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

You look a lot like my future wife.

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Got a plaster? I scraped my knee falling for you.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

Hey! Pick a number between 1 and 101. Guess what? You win! (kiss and run)


haha lol. hope it makes those bio pple feel better.



*and to our dearly loved Justin, here's one pickup line custom made for you!

Hey girl, my name's Justin. Justincredible.

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