Guys. Our fears have been confirmed.

Yes. Certain J1 girls are evolving. They are slowly but surely deviating from the course that mother nature has set for them.

Here are some examples:
*In order to protect the identity of those concerned as well as to ensure that the person publishing this post will not have excessively bad damage inflicted upon him for being so wuliao, their real names shall not be mentioned.

Case Study #1:
Recently, Dede (not her real name) has been spotted walking like this:


And it really freaks us out becos it is very reminiscent of a certain manly primate like animal which is big black hairy and lives in the zoo. Although Dede (i must stress this really isn't her real name) does not look one bit like this certain big black hairy manly primate like animal, she certainly gives the impression of having similar locomotive style with this humanoid lifeform.

Already, many J1 male (and i stress the word MALE) canoeists are adopting this style of locomotion because it really makes them look cool and big and strong but dun you think the female kind should think twice about having really really broad, thick and intimidating shoulders? Hmm.

Remember kids- "Manliness is not measured by the width of one's shoulders."
- o.o"

Case Study #2:
Also very very very recently (i would like to stress the word "recent") a certain girl has requested sick jokes to be posted on our blog cos for some reason (i think lah) it will be potentially entertaining. Sick jokes are sick and should be heard only with parental guidance. And in case it doesn't go well with you, please get an MC after listening to a sick joke. No really. Girls shouldn't listen to sick jokes. But if you request repeatedly enuf we can get some specialists" (ehem ehehem.) to slap some onto the blog... although it would not be very pleasant i should say...


More case studies to come soon, your way.

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