hi all im nathan n im going to make a post on this happy blog yay ;)

THE n00bs GUIDE TO ROWING A 'C'

Cuz everyone seems to b interested in rowing a C, n think that its going to make ppl imba. so here goes:

step 1: pull ur pants dam low n find jiaolian
step 2: ask him to let u do C
step 3: if ur pants r low enough n ure short enough then he will say 'goodie lets go'
step 4: he will teach u the strokes (without pelvic thrust action cuz thats for pros)
step 5: goto a boat (T or C)
step 6: get onto the boat (easier said than done)
step 7: lean to the side u paddle on like a lot
step 8: lean even more even more
step 9: brace like hell
step 10: try to paddle n capsize
step 11: swin to pontoon n get on again
step 12: repeat step 6 - 11 manymany times
step 13: enlightenment
step 14: now u can forward paddle, learn to J (so u wun go in circles)
step 15: cap like hell again
step 16: now u can paddle n J u r quite pro.
step 17: practicel ike hell. soon ull learn the pelvic thrust n ull go dam fast.
step 18: go PWN njc n00bs haha XD

how to train

step 1: after trng, go home
step 2: fill a bathtub with water
step 3: take ur paddle n paddle the other side, so u wun become IMBA on 1 side

thats all. the paddle costs $490 n shenghao n marcus r happily going to buy me 1 after the challenge haha. hope everyone can post on this blog (girls too) n win njc.

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