Sorry. I am really really bored. Especially since i have to do an econs essay. Haiz. So here are even more canoeing jokes:


Jiao Lian: EH! Kayak no. 9! Kayak no. 9! What's your freaking problem! Keep boats already lah! Come back now!
(No response)
Jiao Lian: EH! Kayak no. 9! Come back now!
(Still no response)
Jiao Lian: For the last freakin time...erm...okay...Will someone please go rescue Kayak no. 6?



A Frenchman, an American and an RJC canoeist were captured by a savage tribe.

The chief of the tribe said: "We found out a while ago that the best skin to waterproof our kayaks is not boar or crocodile skin, it's human skin. So guess what? We going to use your skin to make our canoes! Hahaha! But we are very kind, so we let you choose how you want to die."

So the Frenchman said: "Give me some poison."
He went: "viva la France!" Drank the poison, and died.

Seeing this, the American, sad but filled with Patriotism, said: "Give me a gun."
He went: "God bless America!" Took the gun and shot himself in the head, and died.

Lastly, the RJC canoeist exclaimed: "Give me a knife."
And then he started poking and piercing himself frantically all over the body, screaming like a retarded ass monkey.

Seeing this, the chief was intrigued and asked: "What are you doing?"

To which the RJC canoeist replied: "Haha! So much for your stupid canoe!"

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