Saturday, February 24, 2007
We've all been in the same team for almost 2 months already, and i must say the team spirit is good. Before anything else, here's a quick lowdown on our members: presenting the IDIOT's GUIDE TO J1 CANOEING GUYS.
*P.S. Haha girls, if you are reading this, please prepare to be disappointed, cos nothing about what kinda girls we like or our birthdays or pet peeves =p
In no particular order depicting favourism (just whatever first comes to mind),
1. Sheng Hao
Nick: Luigi
Passionate rower, experienced broadcast station, as passionate about singing as he is about rowing
(although cannot say he sing as well as he row lah)
Somehow got his screwed up, no-link nick because kaiyang (for all his sophisticated, poetic intellect)
somehow came up with the funny idea that he looks like a certain Nintendo gaming character. Hmm.
Anyways you are the best person to row with man, and thanks for being such a great friend!
2. Chin Ee
Nick: Chinks
The team gorilla, manly of the manly, with big boobs that put most girls to shame, loves hokkien songs
Hi chinks. Don't deny it man. We saw your two mountains bulge out of your singlet while you were doing
push ups. And please. we love the corny jokes. So keep them coming, and one day enlighten us with
your infamous hokkien pop!
3. Kennedy
Nick: None. Yet.
Very nice guy, If you want to talk about team spirit, go and find kennedy. He'll show you what it means.
The most stable person during training, he continuously encourages those around him. Next time go set
up your own business man, confirm got people want to work under you one.
4. William
Nick: None. Yet.
Freaking stable guy
The most stable person in water to date. Why? Because under some imba circumstances william became
the first person to row a k1 on his first training. And he managed to row it (*kowtow man!), so william,
effectively you are like the first man on mars.
5. Kenneth
Nick(s): Kee Guan, Kornak
Fun guy who has revolutionalized the ultimate pleasantry: \ / double finger hand gesture
The first time i saw you play soccer i was laughing till my abs cramp. Woah. Wild boy turned really really
good boy now lah! Keeguan...must be somebody's influence yah (tsk tsk)
6. Justin
Nick: You'll get one soon. Haha
Buddy character. Amiable and happy most of the time, even when he is swearing he appears subtly
in bliss
If you don't believe me Justin, even after you capped 4 times that day you were still laughing (can you
believe it?). Anyways you are a good rower, so don't feel sad after capping kay? Jiayou and pwn NJ!
7. Victor
Nick: Vic
Talented, got loads of potential for having an oversized right chest, overbuffed left shoulder
Though i do Ts and Ks i do respect you C rowers cos 1) Your boat caps the easiest 2) Your rowing style
is the most complex 3) You pple rowing C are just imba (literally haha)
So rock on, Vic! And tell more yo mama jokes.
8. Michael
Nick: Mike (what else?)
Enthusiastic, fun and likes staring at girl's legs (normal actually, but mike seems to do so more fervently)
You are one fit guy, easy-going, and great to share stuff with. Oh, and by the way Mike. Thanks for the
number. I really appreciate it manz! ._.
9. Samuel
Nick: Maggie
Yes. A beautiful head of curly hair which is appetizing to look at cos it really looks like instant noodles
(hence the name).
You give your best during trainings, so continue striving man! Oh, and by the way, please cut your hair
before canoeing camp, else we may be tempted to use it for alternative purposes during outdoor
cooking.
10. Mohandas
Nick: Mohan & Das
Long legs hex runner, hardworking, always hitting the gym when we all slacking
Jiayou Mohandas! You are really hardworking man! Too hardworking already lah, eh next time wanna
gym must call me kay?
11. Mohan
Nick: 10 A1s
Really very smart. 10 A1s for 0 levels. And now he's in canoeing. Really wen wu shuang quan
Yay Mohan... strive on in our quest to become manlier, stronger and faster, and very soon friend, you'll
be destroying those n00bs. Pwn NJ!
12. Xingda
Nick: None. Yet.
The second most IMBA runner in canoeing. Freakin freaky when he gets serious on the track
Xingda, next time run slower, so we can catch up. And next time during breaks count slower also, count
to the "minutes" haha.
13. Jerome
Nick: None.
Nice guy. Really really nice guy. Girls, go for it!
You are a really pleasant person to hang around with. So let's continue hanging around the pull-up bars!
And keep running in the mornings, cos thats manly!
14. Jeremy
Nick: None.
Another nice guy. Perhaps its because of the similarity in names haha. Softspoken
For a moment i got confused between you and jerome... hmm. Hey strive onward as one team towards
the medal kay? (I dunwan to say GOLD, cos later we get bronze then malu. T_T)
15. Hong Cheng
Nick: None.
The fastest runner in canoeing up to date. Really, extremely hardworking. Friendly neighbourhood Cardio
freak.
Woah bro, swim and run, swim and run. That's a hobby now right? Anyways, i'll always be trying to
overtake you on land so watch out kay? ._. You're a really bubbly friend man, always saying yes to team
spirit. Go for it!
16. Wei Zhong
Nick: None.
Thin, but very fit nonetheless. Cool hairstyle
Eat more and bulk up man, cos you really skinny! Later like william like that, the wind blow only the
kayak and you fly. And jiayou man! We're going to man this as a team!
17. Chen Wei
Nick: None.
Everything Pleasant, 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year.
You're really mr. nice guy man. never complaining, always striving. That's the spirit man! I really got a lot
of stuff to learn from you and emulate!
18. Feng Shuo
Nick: Fat Feng (the one on your tag)
Big, dark, cool shoes
Hey welcome to the team man, just don't walk around so much during sets and be a little more serious
during the training. Other than that, you're really fun to be around too. So jiayou as well!
19. Nathan
Nick: nathan, Mr. M
Another set of big boobs, with cool hair to boot
Hey nathan you are like the Mr. M around here man. You're a cool guy, so do rub off some of your
coolness onto us kay? Become the next Seetoh. And the challenge is still on, yah?
Anyways, rock on! For nationals, and not rock on_your boat
20. Bryan
Nick: Beng Hong
Another guy with arms bigger than legs, Really farny, at time explicit, but COOL
Beng Hong, you rox manz. At first see you look so obedient, than after get acquainted with us already
then show your true colours ah! Haha. Anyways you are the bomb man. Continue striving and tickling us
with your antics, and someday i think we'll capsize halfway through the course. Haha
21. Marc
Nick: See
A good guy, determined and hardworking.
Hi marc see! You are really dilligent during trainings and i really respect you for that man! continue
striving and pushing your limits, cos remember: we'll always be behind you yah! Add oil!
22. Fransisco
Nick: Fransicko
Not really a sicko lah. Fun loving and generally counts slowly
Woah counting slowly can be a bad thing know! Please don't count for us during staggered push ups
anymore kay? But continue striving together, and give your best!
23. Aaron
Nick: Alan
Amiable guy, never seen despairing, with funky hair (juz like vic)
24. Liangjie
Nick: LJ
Strength wise, he's THE MAN. weaned of sets long time pass, he's the gym person, with pillar arms to
boot. Gives chinks a run for his money.
LJ your push ups are IMBA. Your counting is even more IMBA. and generally you are IMBA. So continue
to show your IMBAness during trainings (*kowtows) and strive hard, cos i'll try to pwn you at pullups!
=p
25. Shawn
Nick: Shawn Court, Baldie, Shaolin, Winnie the Pooh
Round, Little Bald, Cheeky Smile, Full of shit (really...), hardworking, and alot of pressure from his ex-
canoeist brother who somehow wants him to be very imba as well
It appears that you have possession of the most nicks up to date. You are really great in class, full of
lafs and full of shit, and you are hardworking, striving hard during training as well. You rock man Shawn
Court!
That's all.
Haha. Marcus Tan's guide.
Someone help me write. haha.
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Updated@7:15 AM
