1) Because Butt too big

2) Because your Ba__s are unequal-sized (girls, you are so lucky cos you probably dun have this problem)

3) Because for some weird reason you paddle halfway then suddenly the paddle break (Incentive to get a good paddle and not some sucky 3rd-hand stick from the seniors)

4) Because you were laughing at other people who just capsized

5) Because a terrapin crash into your kayak

6) Because you saw something that you thought was a water snake and then got so scared you capsized and then realised after you are in the water that its just a piece of floating wood

7) Because Jiao Lian counted to 5 and you too psychoed by him till you capsize next to the dock

8) Because you were looking at chiobus and you lean to one side too much (Its a dumb way to capsize because what chiobu is there to see lah please!)

9) Because you overtook the guy and you turn around to look at how far ahead you are when you realised you turned way too much and by the time you try to brace you are halfway in the water

10) Because when the umpire say, "on your marks, get set..." you were too urgent and had the urge to clear your bladder

*this applies to K and T rowers only. (and if you still cap in a T2... wah. i shan't say anything.)

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