Hey people, and for today's canoeist spotlight, we have the ever-so-popular......

JUSTIN

As all can see, this certain individual enjoys flaunting his hot bod
. Always found flexing his well-defined abdorminal muscles after training in the toilet, he has the objects of envy of all guys and girls. Biceps, Triceps, Moobs, Abs, ask and he will most probably have it. But is he just mere muscle, is there nothing more to him? Lets look deeper.

While paddling, he is likened to and

Yep thats right, with his firm and matrix-like strokes in water (slow motion), Justin is guaranteed to propel himself (and the boat) forward at godlike SPEED. Sometimes he goes so fast that a Certain T2 lost sight of him after being just 5 metres behind him a few seconds ago!
(Note: it should not be assumed that he moved too far forward, imaginative alternatives might include capping size and falling behind).

Alright, the Neo picture explained, but why Wong Fei Hong? That can be only because Justin enjoys performing martial arts on his beloved T1 boat! Being an accomplish martial arts exponent, Justin has mastered most of the top level skillz in the martial arts arena, with his favourite one being Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang.

Due to inadequate prior knowledge in this field, i can only assume it means Lucky Dragon Fetching Rice Dumpling Stance in English, which must be correct cos it sounds really pro! and we see Justin doing it all the time during rowing, just that sometimes the dumplings in the water are too far away from his boat and when Justin tries to reach it, he unknowingly has to execute another of his signature move, Qing Gong Shui Shang Piao, which should mean Floating On Water Stance.

But sometimes this particular move fails, which explains why he can't step on the water sometimes, which explains why he capsizes sometimes. But i understand its not his fault really, because sometimes when you murmur the commands before you execute the gongfu moves you might get the pronunciation wrong, then the move doesnt work XDXD.

However, despite having such starry impressive achievements and abilities, Justin is still a humble man. Whenever we try to call him Wong Fei Hong, he shakes his head in disapproval and say "i wanna be called Xiao Bai Cai". And for visual impacts, its this thing:


Yup! So what a fine example of a man this great canoeist is. We all hope that he continues to work hard at his forte, and succeed in his endeavours in the year to come!


*Disclaimer: 90% of the above stuff are 200% exaggerated, so do try to use your discretion while reading.

*Disclaimer to Justin: Please dont kill me XD

AND

*Courtesy of Marcus who drew this picture for some unknown reason.



Hmm hmm, I wonder what this means.... We all should wonder .... hmmm.... Sneaky.

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