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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

"The Hobbit** "

(Adventures of LiangJie, Nehthan, Marcus and Chin Ee)

** Yes. Before we begin, guess what? Only the four of us went to Sentosa lah. Shits. Anyways it was sooooo fun so since you guys missed out on the fun, we're here to tell you how it went. haha. juz enjoy cos i think this is going to be freagin long story.

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, there were 3 hobbits who were feeling very bored. So they decided to go to some place called harbourfront, vivocity. Yes. So they met there at 10 lidat. And decided to go to the kopitiam to stone and do their homework (because it's the holidays).

And then the hobbit named chinks said, "Shit i thought we told the other hobbits and agreed to organise some gathering at Sentosa one? How come only the 3 of us? Shit." So the hobbits came together and decided to drag another along. Then suddenly their handphone rang and this hobbit called Marcu called them.

"Hello chinks were are you guys ah?" / "Vivo, we're waiting for you guys lah."
"Ok. how many are there." / "Me, liang jie, Nathan...(pause) and a lot of other guys."
"okok i'll be there." / "YES!"

And when marcu got there he saw the other 3 hobbits he was like what the ?? Partly because his hobbit friend Sheng Hao said halfway he wanted to stay at home and mug and marcus was like: "haha not coming haha" and then when marcus saw only 3 hobbits a few things came to his mind:

1) Must be a freakin prank.
2) Confirm the rest go to toilet
3) I can't count
4) Man, i'm a jackass

Anyways when the 4 had gathered they began to discuss the essentialities of life, graphs, cell structure and GP. It was getting boring. So chinks suggested going LANning and the other 3 were like , "shit you". So they decided to go to Sentosa after all, since they finally reasoned that they had not purposed to come so far only to stone at kopitiam doing homework. They were going to TAN! And btw in case you didn't realise 3 of the hobbits were: Tan Chin Ee, Tan Marcus and Nathan Tan. SO that makes TAN a good option.

YESS! And so marks the beginning of this EPIC journey...

"Smile uncle, smile!"

So the 4 hobbits got onto the sentosa bus, and they went to Palawan beach in search of TANess and cute females (how can we forget?)

"Nathan watching out for...erm...important...(for lack of a politically correct word not suggesting anything derogatory) THINGS."

Naturally. And of course, cam whoring ensued...

The 4 hobbits thought they looked really nOOb with their clothes on, so they decided to embark on the journey of TANness, and decided to go to the beach and pursue darker skin.

"Hey, Look at my moobs. No. Look at my biceps too lah."

"I think these glasses suit me."

"Me thinks my moobs are more photogenic."

"What the FONG?"

And so the 4 hobbits lay there on the sand suntanning and living life under the sun. Very nice, and very hot too, considering it felt like the Fires of Mount Doom. Anyways, the 4 hobbits were flicking sand at each other and doing stupid stuff like coping each others bags and taking dumb pictures. Yeah. And Liang Jie kept doing pushups, sets of 30. Nehthan and Marcu were inspired and decided to do as well, although LJ was too hardcore so... whatever lah.

But soon enough they realised that there were not enough chiobus around, so they moved to this place at the middle of the beach next to a beach bar. And for a moment they laid there and felt comfortable till this freagin bar guy went up to them and said, "Hey u wanna use the chair thingies then must buy our stuf."
And the 4 hobbits were like "WTF". And so they wasted 4.50 on a small bottle of orangina. Each of them had a few miserable sips. Shits.

Then somehow nehthan and marcu felt freakin hot, so they decided to cool down in the sea. And they hopped into the water and nehthan started telling marcu how hot the female hobbit next to their chair area was. Aiyah marcu felt she was a bit to the flabby side and nehthan was like, "no. she's hot lah. Juicy." marcu did not agree but, as you know, one hobbit's meat is another hobbit's poison.

And then nehthan and marcu tried taking a picture of the "hot girl" for fun, but failed. Aiyoh. BUt on the other hand, the 4 hobbits actually managed to get the picture of a group of three very very very hot female hobbits.

"Wahlao. Chio right? They kinda look familiar, like i've seen them on some poster somewhere...hmm"

So after bathing and stuff the 4 hobbits took the bus back to vivo, for they had attained the nirvana of TANning. mission accomplished. And then they went back home. The end.

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