We had 1* course the other day again...

Here are the jokes:

#1
Instructor Goh: Erm, you all still remember your CAPsize drills or not?
Us: ... ...
Instructor Goh: Do you need me to reCAP?
Us: Er... *sweats (Pun intended?) reCAP... for us to see again izit?

#2
Instructor Goh: Okay the front of the blade is called the?
Us: Power-face.
Instructor Goh: The behind leh? Call what?
Us: ...
Instructor Goh: Is not the no-power face ah... its the "back-face".
Us: ...
Instructor Goh: Wait later i ask you then you don't know then you "NO-face"...
Us: wahaha *laffs

#3
Me: Sir, Macritchie got crocodile or not?
Instructor Goh: *thinks for a while...
You want to hear another version izit?
Me: *Oh... so you not so blur after all
Instructor Goh: Sorry ah. Joke tell once only no more effect already. You come 2* course i tell you more.
Me: No thanks.

Here are the new records:
Xingda capped 5 times (yesh, FIVE times) in a banana boat! W00t! So much for the unstable C1!!!!
Mohandas capped 3 times (while trying to get the ball...) but its okay cos he kena banged like crazy...
Keeguan capped while trying to save mohandass (o__o")

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