Wa today was really a rainy day, but we sure had fun in the underground tunnel la. Eh Luigi next time must join me for singing, then we can torture the other guys together lol. And Marcu we did find somewhere suitable to relieve ourselves eh? HAHA =p. Anyways though we didn't get to row the land trng was great! 172 pullups is no mean feat. Lets keep the spirit alive and train hard tmr too =).

Labels: Hong Cheng

Updated@11:01 PM

On request by Nathan the emo kid.


I am Nathan the Emo, but you can call me. Mr MO. aha ha ha ha *to rhythm*


Hi we are all Emo cos we are stuck in some dumb underpass. The one in the red cap is out of time. The one with the green cap is sad. The one on the right is emo. The one on the left is Hong Cheng.

Thats all people, for more pics please come and pester me or marcus personally. Btw, i think jokes are good for team bonding, and so is singing. So we should sing.

Labels: luigi

Updated@9:53 PM

Labels: KONEK

Updated@9:44 PM

Labels: KONEK

Updated@9:36 PM

Hi all, this is nathan :D today was very emo yea? so im going to tell how my day went, ending with going home.

first i woke up. i woke up late, so i went to bathe n all that, then chiong out of e hse. then i missed the bus n the worst part is that i missed it by a few seconds cuz the evil uncle din wan to stop for me :(

so i took the late bus then went to my OG there. then i found out that i dint do tutorial n was very emo n ppl kept making fun of me that i dint do awwwww.

so we had PE. for PE we played badminton. me n eng wei got owned in doubles. then we went for maths lecture n ended up playing GC instead of listening. then was econs. instead of econs tut mr park (chem tr) came in n i dint bring any chem. so he gave us bak the test which a lot of ppl failed horribly n did the tut that i dint do.

after that was maths tut. 1st we got lectured by miss lim on how inattentive we are, then got the tut test back. actually i did quite well for this. then hong yao was lame n said i was too smart so he daoed me for the whole lesson.

then was ISLE. it was very sad cuz we saw clips of cambodians n all that n i was really touched by how bad the conditions were. then i realized that the ISLE trip may clash with canoeing trip so i may not even b able to go even tho i wan to :(

so it was raining, i think the sky had a lot of pee today. so it rained. a lot. so we went to macritchie, n instead of taking a bus to the underpass we decided to walk i dunno y, so we walked n got wet n i became very emo. so the J1 guys wer in the underpass n wewere wet n emo. so we made emo hairstyles (marcus show the moehawk haha) then we told hongcheng jokes n pick up lines etc. i love this hongcheng joke (sry hongcheng no offence, k? in the name of fun)

there was a redhead n a brownhead n a hongcheng. they went in to a pub. in the pub is a magic mirror. if u look into it n say something incorrect ull disappear. so the redhead looked in it n said "i think im pretty...smart" n he disappeared. then the brownhead went to look n said "i think im pretty...." but b4 he culd finish he disappeared. then hongcheng went to look n said "i think..." but b4 he culd finish he disappeared. haha lol

sry hongcheng really. but it was really funny. so anw we were at the underpass for really really long, n then looloo went to chek on the trng n dint come back so we waited somore n camwhored arnd (insert foto). then at 3.45 the J2s told us to go there, n we were thinking yay since we r going to get wet anw in the water then we acn get wet. so we ran there happily n got wet but dint care, n stopped at a pagoda for fun then continued.

then we reached the paddle lodge, n evryone was in e shed n being emo n wet n shivvery.then we found out we culdnt row boats yet. so we played kingkongkongkong. then later jiaolian came n said we culd row so we started to take e boats out. then suddenly we culdnt row again so we put everything back, n took our bags, and had to go. n now we were wet, emo n dirty n all that. then we took a freezing bus bak n i ate fanchoy at RJ yumyum.

after that ...land sets lol. we hardcored pullups n all that n i culd feel fanchoy coming out. so in the end we survived n left with aching wings...i mean lats. so i bathed n then later played bridge at the canteen, n i felt so sick i culdnt concentrate so i dint win anything. maybe i just suck i dunno haha. my friends mother was kind enough to give me a lift home n so im here now writing this emo post.

isnt it an emo day? awwww. i hope tml wun b so emo, for both the girls n guys team. have fun doing tutorials!

Labels: nathan the emokid

Updated@8:40 PM

Today was a bad day.
For one, it rained like cats and dogs (haha bad english) and we didn't get to kayak...jacked and did land sets instead =p

It was fun anyways. Marcus and Hongcheng both peed at the bushes next to the main road, directly before the underpass. Hongcheng, be proud of yourself! And Konek was even more imba. He peed at the area near the terrace housing, in full view of the monkeys (as well as the maids who were probably looking outside from the windows...). Konek, be proud of yourself too!

Basically we just went there to take out boats and keep them. Boring. And certainly not very farny especially when we were freezing to death in the rain. But it was good team bonding. And loads of "Hong Cheng" jokes, that made him look very silly. Sorry Hong Cheng, do not take heart, cos we were just joking *that's why its a joke... but we don't mean to ridicule you, and you are a very smart person. Cos you're in RJ canoeing DUH; just that your singing and dancing is slightly amusing. Haha.

Oh. and the pyramids. Guys... you really must try this. If you thought sets were gay, wait till you try the 18 pyramid...

2,4,6,8,10,12,14,16,18,16,14,12,10,8,6,4,2

That is manly. A grand total of 162 pullups. The epitome of pain. The forearms first start to feel extremely pain, then the lats, then you just die. At 18, the body succumbs to the pain of pulling. Woah. We should really do this every training, and confirm by July we'll kick NJ's ass. A team of hulks. Yay.

Anyways, we got some cool video of konek peeing and of a certain group of people acting crazy in the rain. Coming soon to a certain blog.

Labels: marcu

Updated@8:38 PM

Sorry. I am really really bored. Especially since i have to do an econs essay. Haiz. So here are even more canoeing jokes:


Jiao Lian: EH! Kayak no. 9! Kayak no. 9! What's your freaking problem! Keep boats already lah! Come back now!
(No response)
Jiao Lian: EH! Kayak no. 9! Come back now!
(Still no response)
Jiao Lian: For the last freakin time...erm...okay...Will someone please go rescue Kayak no. 6?



A Frenchman, an American and an RJC canoeist were captured by a savage tribe.

The chief of the tribe said: "We found out a while ago that the best skin to waterproof our kayaks is not boar or crocodile skin, it's human skin. So guess what? We going to use your skin to make our canoes! Hahaha! But we are very kind, so we let you choose how you want to die."

So the Frenchman said: "Give me some poison."
He went: "viva la France!" Drank the poison, and died.

Seeing this, the American, sad but filled with Patriotism, said: "Give me a gun."
He went: "God bless America!" Took the gun and shot himself in the head, and died.

Lastly, the RJC canoeist exclaimed: "Give me a knife."
And then he started poking and piercing himself frantically all over the body, screaming like a retarded ass monkey.

Seeing this, the chief was intrigued and asked: "What are you doing?"

To which the RJC canoeist replied: "Haha! So much for your stupid canoe!"

Labels: as usual, marcu

Updated@8:37 PM

hello hello everyone, this is KENNETH "konek/keeguan" reporting in.

Hmm, first of all, i would like to say that after many many hours under the intense glare of the sun, many many of us have grown to have a skin tone like finely-baked famous amos' chocolate cookies (though we're supposed to abstain from it, doesn't mean we can't look like one =p) People who see us can't help but resist the temptation to sink their teeth into our wonderfully-tanned skin, (well in the case of mohandass, i guess it would be famous amos' double chocolate cookie chip)

HOWEVER as we're still a conservative asian country, obviously we don't go around walking without our shirts, so our "insides" are not baked properly, and we end up looking like whitie-malties. therefore, in order to rid ourselves of the "white-maltie" syndrome, steps have to be taken to ensure that we're baked on the inside too.

and as our dear j2's are having their CT's in week 10, and therefore we wouldn't have training for the entire week. So I'm suggesting that on Saturday, 10.03.2007, we head down to sentosa as a TEAM, and do some serious team-bonding, and have fun in the sun. This is just a suggestion, but i REALLLYYY hope to see it realised (: see everyone around in school, and will keep you updated about this outing.

Labels: KONEK

Updated@11:22 PM

Haha for some reason cos Mr. Nathan was talking about picking up girls the other day, here are some corny pickup lines which are guaranteed to make the girl laf (at your stupidity or your ingenuity, pick one) but not guaranteed to get her number. Just for fun, yah?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Are you a thief? Cause I think you just stole my heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Is your dad an alien? Because you’re out of this world!

Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

You look a lot like my future wife.

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Got a plaster? I scraped my knee falling for you.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

Hey! Pick a number between 1 and 101. Guess what? You win! (kiss and run)


haha lol. hope it makes those bio pple feel better.



*and to our dearly loved Justin, here's one pickup line custom made for you!

Hey girl, my name's Justin. Justincredible.

Labels: marcu feeling bored

Updated@9:46 PM

im going to make ppls lives better by making them happy with jokes :D
these came from ppl like victor aaron n other classmats n og mates.

1. xiaoming fell from a tree. y dint he die?

cuz xiaoming is a leaf. hahahahahaha

2. xiaoming lived in a fish tank for 1 year. y dint he die?

cuz xiaoming is a oxygen pump. hahahahahaha lol

3. y dint the chicken cross the road?

cuz it was too chicken. haha

i dun 1 2 post the fish 1 cuz it wun b fun anymore if i post it. so thats all too bad. maybe ill hear somore another time lol.

Labels: nathan

Updated@9:32 PM

And for marcus, we might not need that many trainings if.

Labels: luigi

Updated@9:29 PM

NEW DISEASE:
CHRONIC CANOEAPHILIA

CAUSES:
Recently, scientists have discovered a new disease associated with excessively paddling for extended time periods over flatwater in slender boat-like things. A less severe form exists due to prolonged time on land doing repetitive, fatigue-inducing, muscular activity.

SYMPTOMS:

*Note: Symptoms are slightly variant depending on gender. But of course, in such a sport, sometimes it is difficult at times to distinctly differentiate between gender. Hmm.

1) When you trip over stuff the first thing you do is to start moving your arms laterally with an imaginary stick in a bracing action.

2) Upon seeing random tennis, badminton rackets and/or hockey, floorball sticks, you go, "Wow. Nice paddle."

3) You start creating a blog dedicated solely to your activity in the slender boat-like things, and begin filling the blog with rubbish.

4) You begin walking in a distinct fashion in which the shoulders are elevated, and the arms are held straight with tensed biceps for 99% of the time. (To Deborah: if you are reading this, you'll probably know who has this disease too! =p)

5) Going to the pull up bars before flag raising, during free blocks, before lunch, after lunch, and not to mention training.

6) You begin to give inanimate, paddle-like objects (affectionately christened "bracsa") names such as Winnie the Pooh, Everything is Relative and Yellow Ribbon Project.

7) You start acknowledging a certain tall, big, dark, Chinese dude with khaki hat and imba sunglasses as, "Jiao Jiao".

8) You start doing weird paddling motions at home in the comfort of your bathtub.

9) You go crazy and start shouting and surprising people unawares.

10) Finally, muscles and veins start popping out of places you never imagined possible (pertaining to yourself), and you start looking like a walking zombie every tuesday, friday and sunday.

Symptoms of such nature may possibly lead to gradual death by capsizing. (or as Jing Cong would say: "cappingsize")

Labels: this useless post was brought to you by marcu

Updated@9:26 PM

First thanks to hongcheng for that nice thingi, except for the abs part, which we all know you have many on your hot bod. Anyway since i dont have a bio test tml, unlike 90% of the canoeist, i shall post some jokes to entertain you all who are drowning in the sea of biomisery.

1. A lovesick kayaker wrote to a dating service explaining that he had specific criteria for a potential mate and would not accept anyone that doesn't meet his standards. He went on to explain the young lady must be cute, short, enjoys cold water and paddling.

He received a reply the following week. It contained a picture of a penguin.HAHAHAHA

2.How many paddlers does it take to change a light bulb?
4; 1 to change it and 3 to go: Nice Turn. Nice Turn. Nice Turn.

3.Ten reasons for buying a heavy canoe.

10 - You're spouse never has to worry about you kayaking alone because you'll need a friend to get the kayak to the water

9 - In reference to number 10, you'll find out fast who your real friends are

8 - Gravity is on your side when heading down river

7 - Icebergs will part from your path at the first site of your TC2

6 - You can create interesting washes on the canal

5 - Narrowboats get out of your way

4 - Gun turrets on deck are allowed

3 - Cool retracting portage wheels

2 - No-one's going to nick it - not on their own, anyway

1 - Finally an excuse to get aREALLY big car

4.You May Be a Paddler If …

-you can't drive over a bridge without looking for water under it

-you love it when it rains during the week

-you wash hang whilst driving on the M40

-you lean to the right whilst turning left on your bicycle

-you attempt a slap support whilst skateboarding

-you tie down the boat better than you seatbelt in the kids.

-your friends or relatives are shocked when you answer the phone at home on a
weekend.

-your idea of a complete first aid kit is a roll of duct tape

-your boat is worth more than your car

-you measure major purchases relative to the cost of a new boat...('Hmmm, that new computer will cost me about 2 ¼ kayak units')

-when your non boating friends visit your home or your car they ask "Do you have dogs?"

-you leave your glasses strap on at night
-you visit Niagara Falls and think "That'd need an overstern."

-the dog you bought after your friends last visited loves to roll in your pile of paddling clothes.

-you no longer find a shirt and tie uncomfortable as both are more tolerable than dry cag neck seals

-you are fascinated by the recirculation of water in the sink when you turn the tap on full blast

-you pay attention to adverts mentioning wings

-you find yourself kicking the clutch pedal when driving instead of using the steering wheel

-you approach a car parking space at a 45 degree angle, crash into the kerb, leap out and attempt to sling the car over your shoulder.

lol

Labels: luigi

Updated@9:21 PM

This short post is dedicated to Shenghao. It was really some display of determination and never say die attitude you've shown all of us today, and the entire team is very proud of you =D. When the going gets tough, the tough gets going mann. Rest well and hope the muscle pull near ur abs (if any) recovers soon! Lets all keep trying our best and continue to train hard guys ;)

Labels: Hong Cheng

Updated@9:14 PM

hi all im nathan n im going to make a post on this happy blog yay ;)

THE n00bs GUIDE TO ROWING A 'C'

Cuz everyone seems to b interested in rowing a C, n think that its going to make ppl imba. so here goes:

step 1: pull ur pants dam low n find jiaolian
step 2: ask him to let u do C
step 3: if ur pants r low enough n ure short enough then he will say 'goodie lets go'
step 4: he will teach u the strokes (without pelvic thrust action cuz thats for pros)
step 5: goto a boat (T or C)
step 6: get onto the boat (easier said than done)
step 7: lean to the side u paddle on like a lot
step 8: lean even more even more
step 9: brace like hell
step 10: try to paddle n capsize
step 11: swin to pontoon n get on again
step 12: repeat step 6 - 11 manymany times
step 13: enlightenment
step 14: now u can forward paddle, learn to J (so u wun go in circles)
step 15: cap like hell again
step 16: now u can paddle n J u r quite pro.
step 17: practicel ike hell. soon ull learn the pelvic thrust n ull go dam fast.
step 18: go PWN njc n00bs haha XD

how to train

step 1: after trng, go home
step 2: fill a bathtub with water
step 3: take ur paddle n paddle the other side, so u wun become IMBA on 1 side

thats all. the paddle costs $490 n shenghao n marcus r happily going to buy me 1 after the challenge haha. hope everyone can post on this blog (girls too) n win njc.

Labels: nathan aka mr m

Updated@1:57 AM

Okies since the whole world is so interested in what happened I shall confess! The narration is as follows:

After a 11km row on Wednesday, I was happily paddling back to the pontoon for a good break, when at the last 500m two hot bods from HCJC brushed past me (literally). I was already quite imba when they did tht, then one of them, while kindly trying not to get into my way, raised his paddle and it hit my head -.-. So cap la, what u expect? Lol. I was quite stunned la, so I took a while to flip the boat over. Then 2 gals came to save me, the boat was alr half full and I was quite scared after the cap, so after i got back onto the boat i capped almost immediately. Then 2 more gals came to save me, but at tht time my boat was sinking vertically into the haven below, so wa I was damn scared. I tried to balance the boat but er...my arms weren't long enough >p. But if the boat sink how? So I held on to the boat like a koala b.ear =p. Finally 2 damn zai guys in K1s came, and with immense strength and help from the other 2 gals they managed to empty my boat and I got back onto the pontoon safely. Quite an epic adventure and a... memorable experience la, except that I went from hero to zero -.-".

Moral of the story: hc is a nOob/wear a helmet during water trng/dun stare at hot bods when paddling =p.

Labels: Hong Cheng

Updated@9:38 PM

michael

Updated@9:20 PM

1) Because Butt too big

2) Because your Ba__s are unequal-sized (girls, you are so lucky cos you probably dun have this problem)

3) Because for some weird reason you paddle halfway then suddenly the paddle break (Incentive to get a good paddle and not some sucky 3rd-hand stick from the seniors)

4) Because you were laughing at other people who just capsized

5) Because a terrapin crash into your kayak

6) Because you saw something that you thought was a water snake and then got so scared you capsized and then realised after you are in the water that its just a piece of floating wood

7) Because Jiao Lian counted to 5 and you too psychoed by him till you capsize next to the dock

8) Because you were looking at chiobus and you lean to one side too much (Its a dumb way to capsize because what chiobu is there to see lah please!)

9) Because you overtook the guy and you turn around to look at how far ahead you are when you realised you turned way too much and by the time you try to brace you are halfway in the water

10) Because when the umpire say, "on your marks, get set..." you were too urgent and had the urge to clear your bladder

*this applies to K and T rowers only. (and if you still cap in a T2... wah. i shan't say anything.)

Labels: marcu

Updated@7:51 PM

It was on a fine wednesday, when marcu and i are floating around on our unsinkable T2 (literally), pacing a certain individual who sorta enjoys capsizing according to reliable statistics. Anyway some of the most believable reasons given for T1 capsizes -

1) I was laughing too hard.

2) I tried to catch up

3) I turned too hard

4) Got noobs bang my boat

5) My paddle kena stuck by buoys

6) Cannot rest my foot on the footrest.

Anyway back to the point, it was around the 500 metres mark when marcu and luigi saw this k1 capsized. It was a girl from this secondary school.

So as usual, marcu and i decided to engage on our second favourite pastime during training. I emptied her k1 boat, and told her to "get onto the kayak". We pressed down her kayak, and waited for 10 seconds - no one was in sight. Then we looked at the back of our kayak, and saw this



Nonetheless, we went on to tell her to off our kayak and onto her own. Of course, this is nothing compared to another certain individual who almost capsized while rowing a T2. That certain individual is very sad now =( so he is posting boliao stuff about koala bears.

Labels: luigi

Updated@1:12 PM

We've all been in the same team for almost 2 months already, and i must say the team spirit is good. Before anything else, here's a quick lowdown on our members: presenting the IDIOT's GUIDE TO J1 CANOEING GUYS.
*P.S. Haha girls, if you are reading this, please prepare to be disappointed, cos nothing about what kinda girls we like or our birthdays or pet peeves =p

In no particular order depicting favourism (just whatever first comes to mind),

1. Sheng Hao
Nick: Luigi
Passionate rower, experienced broadcast station, as passionate about singing as he is about rowing
(although cannot say he sing as well as he row lah)

Somehow got his screwed up, no-link nick because kaiyang (for all his sophisticated, poetic intellect)
somehow came up with the funny idea that he looks like a certain Nintendo gaming character. Hmm.
Anyways you are the best person to row with man, and thanks for being such a great friend!

2. Chin Ee
Nick: Chinks
The team gorilla, manly of the manly, with big boobs that put most girls to shame, loves hokkien songs

Hi chinks. Don't deny it man. We saw your two mountains bulge out of your singlet while you were doing
push ups. And please. we love the corny jokes. So keep them coming, and one day enlighten us with
your infamous hokkien pop!

3. Kennedy
Nick: None. Yet.
Very nice guy, If you want to talk about team spirit, go and find kennedy. He'll show you what it means.

The most stable person during training, he continuously encourages those around him. Next time go set
up your own business man, confirm got people want to work under you one.

4. William
Nick: None. Yet.
Freaking stable guy

The most stable person in water to date. Why? Because under some imba circumstances william became
the first person to row a k1 on his first training. And he managed to row it (*kowtow man!), so william,
effectively you are like the first man on mars.

5. Kenneth
Nick(s): Kee Guan, Kornak
Fun guy who has revolutionalized the ultimate pleasantry: \ / double finger hand gesture

The first time i saw you play soccer i was laughing till my abs cramp. Woah. Wild boy turned really really
good boy now lah! Keeguan...must be somebody's influence yah (tsk tsk)

6. Justin
Nick: You'll get one soon. Haha
Buddy character. Amiable and happy most of the time, even when he is swearing he appears subtly
in bliss

If you don't believe me Justin, even after you capped 4 times that day you were still laughing (can you
believe it?). Anyways you are a good rower, so don't feel sad after capping kay? Jiayou and pwn NJ!

7. Victor
Nick: Vic
Talented, got loads of potential for having an oversized right chest, overbuffed left shoulder

Though i do Ts and Ks i do respect you C rowers cos 1) Your boat caps the easiest 2) Your rowing style
is the most complex 3) You pple rowing C are just imba (literally haha)
So rock on, Vic! And tell more yo mama jokes.

8. Michael
Nick: Mike (what else?)
Enthusiastic, fun and likes staring at girl's legs (normal actually, but mike seems to do so more fervently)

You are one fit guy, easy-going, and great to share stuff with. Oh, and by the way Mike. Thanks for the
number. I really appreciate it manz! ._.

9. Samuel
Nick: Maggie
Yes. A beautiful head of curly hair which is appetizing to look at cos it really looks like instant noodles
(hence the name).

You give your best during trainings, so continue striving man! Oh, and by the way, please cut your hair
before canoeing camp, else we may be tempted to use it for alternative purposes during outdoor
cooking.

10. Mohandas
Nick: Mohan & Das
Long legs hex runner, hardworking, always hitting the gym when we all slacking

Jiayou Mohandas! You are really hardworking man! Too hardworking already lah, eh next time wanna
gym must call me kay?

11. Mohan
Nick: 10 A1s
Really very smart. 10 A1s for 0 levels. And now he's in canoeing. Really wen wu shuang quan

Yay Mohan... strive on in our quest to become manlier, stronger and faster, and very soon friend, you'll
be destroying those n00bs. Pwn NJ!

12. Xingda
Nick: None. Yet.
The second most IMBA runner in canoeing. Freakin freaky when he gets serious on the track

Xingda, next time run slower, so we can catch up. And next time during breaks count slower also, count
to the "minutes" haha.

13. Jerome
Nick: None.
Nice guy. Really really nice guy. Girls, go for it!

You are a really pleasant person to hang around with. So let's continue hanging around the pull-up bars!
And keep running in the mornings, cos thats manly!

14. Jeremy
Nick: None.
Another nice guy. Perhaps its because of the similarity in names haha. Softspoken

For a moment i got confused between you and jerome... hmm. Hey strive onward as one team towards
the medal kay? (I dunwan to say GOLD, cos later we get bronze then malu. T_T)

15. Hong Cheng
Nick: None.
The fastest runner in canoeing up to date. Really, extremely hardworking. Friendly neighbourhood Cardio
freak.

Woah bro, swim and run, swim and run. That's a hobby now right? Anyways, i'll always be trying to
overtake you on land so watch out kay? ._. You're a really bubbly friend man, always saying yes to team
spirit. Go for it!

16. Wei Zhong
Nick: None.
Thin, but very fit nonetheless. Cool hairstyle

Eat more and bulk up man, cos you really skinny! Later like william like that, the wind blow only the
kayak and you fly. And jiayou man! We're going to man this as a team!

17. Chen Wei
Nick: None.
Everything Pleasant, 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year.

You're really mr. nice guy man. never complaining, always striving. That's the spirit man! I really got a lot
of stuff to learn from you and emulate!

18. Feng Shuo
Nick: Fat Feng (the one on your tag)
Big, dark, cool shoes

Hey welcome to the team man, just don't walk around so much during sets and be a little more serious
during the training. Other than that, you're really fun to be around too. So jiayou as well!

19. Nathan
Nick: nathan, Mr. M
Another set of big boobs, with cool hair to boot

Hey nathan you are like the Mr. M around here man. You're a cool guy, so do rub off some of your
coolness onto us kay? Become the next Seetoh. And the challenge is still on, yah?
Anyways, rock on! For nationals, and not rock on_your boat

20. Bryan
Nick: Beng Hong
Another guy with arms bigger than legs, Really farny, at time explicit, but COOL

Beng Hong, you rox manz. At first see you look so obedient, than after get acquainted with us already
then show your true colours ah! Haha. Anyways you are the bomb man. Continue striving and tickling us
with your antics, and someday i think we'll capsize halfway through the course. Haha

21. Marc
Nick: See
A good guy, determined and hardworking.

Hi marc see! You are really dilligent during trainings and i really respect you for that man! continue
striving and pushing your limits, cos remember: we'll always be behind you yah! Add oil!

22. Fransisco
Nick: Fransicko
Not really a sicko lah. Fun loving and generally counts slowly

Woah counting slowly can be a bad thing know! Please don't count for us during staggered push ups
anymore kay? But continue striving together, and give your best!

23. Aaron
Nick: Alan
Amiable guy, never seen despairing, with funky hair (juz like vic)



24. Liangjie
Nick: LJ
Strength wise, he's THE MAN. weaned of sets long time pass, he's the gym person, with pillar arms to
boot. Gives chinks a run for his money.

LJ your push ups are IMBA. Your counting is even more IMBA. and generally you are IMBA. So continue
to show your IMBAness during trainings (*kowtows) and strive hard, cos i'll try to pwn you at pullups!
=p

25. Shawn
Nick: Shawn Court, Baldie, Shaolin, Winnie the Pooh
Round, Little Bald, Cheeky Smile, Full of shit (really...), hardworking, and alot of pressure from his ex-
canoeist brother who somehow wants him to be very imba as well

It appears that you have possession of the most nicks up to date. You are really great in class, full of
lafs and full of shit, and you are hardworking, striving hard during training as well. You rock man Shawn
Court!


That's all.
Haha. Marcus Tan's guide.
Someone help me write. haha.
._.

Updated@7:15 AM

harlo ppl! i've deleted my own blog so that i can post on this blog :p. Everybody train hard ok! And do find time to contribute here... we should get our own table soon too so that we can meet in the mornings and inspire one another. After trainings we can share our experiences here too yay.

Labels: Hong Cheng

Updated@11:54 PM

Inaugurating the canoeist's blog!
Yes. the J2s have theirs, so why shouldn't we? Muaharhar
Anyways, the doors are shut, so let the dogs out!

post all your cok tok, corny jokes, scandals (if any harharhar) and share your life with us on this blog yeah!
And chinks... we want your hokkien songs...NOW!

Labels: marcu*

Updated@10:15 PM

Hi guys,

Luigi claims the first post.

hahahahah

Labels: luigi

Updated@9:09 PM