Hi guys! Heres some campaign posters for my classmate, she paid rental fees kay! If we keep doing this we might have enough funds to buy a NELO soon. yay.

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Updated@9:00 PM

Hihi! Me wanted to post canoeist spotlight of this week but can't find pictures of eugene ng. Oh wells, next time in the toilet then XD

Anyway to Nehthan the one with great spirit!

The Man Who Thinks He Can --> -->
If you think you are beaten, you are.
If you think you dare not, you don't.
If you'd like to win but you think you can't,
It's almost a cinch you won't.
If you think you'll lose, you're lost,
For out of the world we find
Success begins with a fellow's will -
It's all in the state of mind.
If you think you're outclassed, you are;
You've got to think high to rise;
You've got to be sure of yourself before
You can ever win a prize.
Life's battle doesn't always go
To stronger or faster men;
But sooner or later the man who wins,
Is the one who thinks he can.
-- Walter D. Wintle

Dont think its impossible! Go make jiaolian strip, shave or wtv hes supposed to do. Jiayou for NJCC!

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Updated@9:59 PM

On request by Nathan the emo kid.


I am Nathan the Emo, but you can call me. Mr MO. aha ha ha ha *to rhythm*


Hi we are all Emo cos we are stuck in some dumb underpass. The one in the red cap is out of time. The one with the green cap is sad. The one on the right is emo. The one on the left is Hong Cheng.

Thats all people, for more pics please come and pester me or marcus personally. Btw, i think jokes are good for team bonding, and so is singing. So we should sing.

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Updated@9:53 PM

And for marcus, we might not need that many trainings if.

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Updated@9:29 PM

First thanks to hongcheng for that nice thingi, except for the abs part, which we all know you have many on your hot bod. Anyway since i dont have a bio test tml, unlike 90% of the canoeist, i shall post some jokes to entertain you all who are drowning in the sea of biomisery.

1. A lovesick kayaker wrote to a dating service explaining that he had specific criteria for a potential mate and would not accept anyone that doesn't meet his standards. He went on to explain the young lady must be cute, short, enjoys cold water and paddling.

He received a reply the following week. It contained a picture of a penguin.HAHAHAHA

2.How many paddlers does it take to change a light bulb?
4; 1 to change it and 3 to go: Nice Turn. Nice Turn. Nice Turn.

3.Ten reasons for buying a heavy canoe.

10 - You're spouse never has to worry about you kayaking alone because you'll need a friend to get the kayak to the water

9 - In reference to number 10, you'll find out fast who your real friends are

8 - Gravity is on your side when heading down river

7 - Icebergs will part from your path at the first site of your TC2

6 - You can create interesting washes on the canal

5 - Narrowboats get out of your way

4 - Gun turrets on deck are allowed

3 - Cool retracting portage wheels

2 - No-one's going to nick it - not on their own, anyway

1 - Finally an excuse to get aREALLY big car

4.You May Be a Paddler If …

-you can't drive over a bridge without looking for water under it

-you love it when it rains during the week

-you wash hang whilst driving on the M40

-you lean to the right whilst turning left on your bicycle

-you attempt a slap support whilst skateboarding

-you tie down the boat better than you seatbelt in the kids.

-your friends or relatives are shocked when you answer the phone at home on a
weekend.

-your idea of a complete first aid kit is a roll of duct tape

-your boat is worth more than your car

-you measure major purchases relative to the cost of a new boat...('Hmmm, that new computer will cost me about 2 ¼ kayak units')

-when your non boating friends visit your home or your car they ask "Do you have dogs?"

-you leave your glasses strap on at night
-you visit Niagara Falls and think "That'd need an overstern."

-the dog you bought after your friends last visited loves to roll in your pile of paddling clothes.

-you no longer find a shirt and tie uncomfortable as both are more tolerable than dry cag neck seals

-you are fascinated by the recirculation of water in the sink when you turn the tap on full blast

-you pay attention to adverts mentioning wings

-you find yourself kicking the clutch pedal when driving instead of using the steering wheel

-you approach a car parking space at a 45 degree angle, crash into the kerb, leap out and attempt to sling the car over your shoulder.

lol

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Updated@9:21 PM

It was on a fine wednesday, when marcu and i are floating around on our unsinkable T2 (literally), pacing a certain individual who sorta enjoys capsizing according to reliable statistics. Anyway some of the most believable reasons given for T1 capsizes -

1) I was laughing too hard.

2) I tried to catch up

3) I turned too hard

4) Got noobs bang my boat

5) My paddle kena stuck by buoys

6) Cannot rest my foot on the footrest.

Anyway back to the point, it was around the 500 metres mark when marcu and luigi saw this k1 capsized. It was a girl from this secondary school.

So as usual, marcu and i decided to engage on our second favourite pastime during training. I emptied her k1 boat, and told her to "get onto the kayak". We pressed down her kayak, and waited for 10 seconds - no one was in sight. Then we looked at the back of our kayak, and saw this



Nonetheless, we went on to tell her to off our kayak and onto her own. Of course, this is nothing compared to another certain individual who almost capsized while rowing a T2. That certain individual is very sad now =( so he is posting boliao stuff about koala bears.

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Updated@1:12 PM

Hi guys,

Luigi claims the first post.

hahahahah

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Updated@9:09 PM