hi im going to tell the story of todays outing to sentosa, that ALMOST the whole canoeing team went for.

so anw i woke up erly in the mornin at like...8am. n we were supposed to meet at 9...haha. so i choinged to the mrt n took the train and in the end i was early cuz THERE WAS NO 1 THERE!! so i thought haha maybe theyre late i shall slack arnd here 1st yea? so i waited at the MRT then later chinx came. so we were like where the fux is everyone? so we started calling ppl

so i called liangjie. n "as expected" he was coming!! oooooooo wow finally another person. shenghao toldm e he was sick in e mornin. so then i called willy n brian n all that but they dint pickup then i called keeguan n he dintp ickup so i guessed he was sleeping. so me n chinx went to KOPITIAM at vivo to eat while waiting for liangjie

so anw over there i ate BAN MIAN haha. then i ordered 2 eggs to eat somore :D so while waiting for them me n chinx started soing stupid maths hmwk, assignment 2 la. then later liangjie came in this funky USA t shirt with holes in it, n he was shivvering like shit haha.

then the genious scammers like us had to think of a scam since the rest DINT COME n pissed us off lol. so we decided to call ppl n SCAM THEM THAT THE REST R HERE!! muahaha smart ritte. so we were like: HEY HONGCHENG!! y u pon! u mus come!! everyones HERE!! hear the noise? then the other 2 make a dam lot of noise. haha but he wasnt scammed :(

BUT, marcus got scammed haha. so he came. then me chinx n liangjie put our heads down n marcus went in to kopitiam looking for a dam big crowd but he dint find it. so he wentout n called us n chinx said were in kopitiam. so he came bak in and after dam long he found us. the he was like FUX wheres the rest? then i said: they got pissed n went home. n he believed us haha. then late he found out they dintcome in e 1st place n realized he got scammed.

so we did hmwk n ate a lot of crap. then finally we said lets go LAN!! budden liangjie wanted to TAN realll bad. so we were like ok lets go sex pool, which is basically the pools at the top of vivo (where ppl do funny stuff at nite hehe)budden he wanted togo sentosa.

so ok, we hopped onto the bus! n we went...sentosa yaaay. then we camwhored like shit on e bus. so we got off at the sentosa stop, n got pissed that we had to pay 3 bucks to go in la. y cant we just jump over the fence?? but being the GOOD BOYS that we r, we payed n went in.

then we waited for the bus to the beach. for like, 20 mins. then the bus came so we got in n went to beach. wen we got off e bus there was this dam muddy pool. so we thot muddy was there but she wasnt. there were turtles instead. awww so cute

so we went onto the beach n started to tao chiobu. we we onned out super night vision goggles (refer to foto) n started looking. n we saw a dam lot of horny copules. but being the nice boibois we are we dint stare (ok, a bit la). then we saw this lifeguard chair n camwhored on it lol.

so finally it was TANNING TIME YAY . we took out our shirts. then we went into the sun. then liangjie n marcu the retards started doing pushups. so me and chinx did too haha. ppl started at us like we were retards. or MAYBE we were just too hot la. dunno

then the sand started getting in our eyes n it sucked. we we lay down n covered our face with our shirts n started tanning. i threw sand in chinx bellybutton n he was dam pissed lol. then liangjie kept on standing up to do pushups n all the sand form the body will fly onto us n it sucked like hell.

later we got up n went down the beach, cuz 1) it was dam hot at that spot 2) and more importantly, marcus wanted to c more chicks. that horny bastard -_-. so we walked down to this movenpick shelte where there were tanning chairs...ooooooooo. then there was this HOT CHICK there too n i was happy XD. but there werent enough chairs so oni 3 ppl culd go at once.

then the dumb movenpik guy came out n asked us to buy shit. so i asked him that must we buy stuff to use the chairs. then he said yes. then i was like how much is a can drink. he said 3.50. i nearly said F*** off. but i dint! in the en we bought oringina...for 4.50. the we continued tanning.

while we were tanning, we saw BEATRIX!! with....i cant say hu im so nice haha.

then later me n marcus decided to go swim in e sea!! so we happily ran down n plokned into the water n i told him that that girl was hot n he was like no.. then i was like yes....but then, suddenly these 2 fish jumped out of the water. so we started swimming to go check it out....

and then, i felt SOMETHING whacking my ass. i thot it was a fish. so i slapped it. then i realized it was in my pocket. hmmm...how did a fish get in my pocket? O FUX ITS MY FONE!! so i took it out n it was gg like shit. then i was like NOOOOOOOOOOO then the rest laffed n i felt sad :( boohoohoo. chinx tried to salvage it but too late...the salt water showed no mercy man. so i was dam sad, even the hot chick culdnt cheer me up la.

so we went to bathe. we bathed n changed. then we went bak. liangjie the horny man wanted to see girls at the beach. but clean minded ppl like marcu me n chinx said..nooooo, but in the end they also wanted. my toe is screwed so i dint wanna walk on the sand anymore. so i walked on the pavement.

then we took e bus back n camwhored with the bus uncle. then we went back to vivo. at vivo we tried to find me a pink cap n found a nice sampan hat instead. i think me n chinks shall buy that then we shall look like lao ah peks on a C boat. dam realistic la.

in the end we all zhaoed. i went to bedok n got a new fone. SO PLS SMS UR NUMBERS..MY NO> IS 94200302. lucky the simcard was salvageable so i got e same number.

haha noooooo y so few ppl come today. it was dam fun la. n now we got a shioking tan. i hope next time more ppl can come n we can have fun n be happy :D:D

NJCC is dam soon. i rly hope we can win. me n chinkx r gg to try to win n train like crazy. n thanks guys n gals for taking care of the food, boats n registration for us, we really appreciate it. nex time me chinx eugene deb n bern will help too :D so lets just try for NJCC n hu noes sacrcely we get a gold. u never noe till u try rite?

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